i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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