The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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