i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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