wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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