People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just high enough for therapy.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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