So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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