So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm bleeding and have questions
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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