Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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