well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I could have mohawked her pubes.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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