I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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