Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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