She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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