she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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