on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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