Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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go home
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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