There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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