I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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