Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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