Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just want nice things and good sex
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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