STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
wrigley field is MILF paradise
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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