Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We left the knife in your bed.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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