I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Randomize
