I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
They took my balls.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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