So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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