and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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