ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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