i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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