i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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