Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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