id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
How naked do you want me to be?
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