I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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