think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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