3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Alive.
So much puke
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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