If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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