How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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