His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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