six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
