Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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