Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We don't watch enough power rangers
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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