I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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