Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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