doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Is it penis luge time yet?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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