guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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