So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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