scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
