i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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