I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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