It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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