Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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