I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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