i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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