The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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