physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
